I must have been a prominent war criminal in a past life
Or perhaps a particularly sadistic mass murderer
Why else would I have been bestowed with such a disease?
What else could explain my affinity for attracting such rare poisons?
SCHIZOAFFECTIVE DISORDER……This is the title of my curse A curse that affects only 0.3% of the human population
A curse that gifts me with severe depression and schizophrenia
The best of both worlds